portmanteau

[image description: a moving gif of a snifter (a short stemmed wine glass with a wide bowl and a narrower top) the rims of the top and the base are golden coated and the snifter is laying on its side on a black background. the bowl of the glass is full of slow pillowy soft smoke which is lazily drifting out and onto the surface it is resting on. end image.]  

(Source: livingbehindashadow, via internet-future)

funny-pictures-uk:

Cya later loser.

[image description: a moving gif from a video of a small dog chasing a cat toward a swimming pool where a surf board is floating at the edge. the cat jumps onto the surfboard and drifts across the width of the pool to the other side climbing off and walking away, as this happens the dog turns in a confused circle and watches. end image.]

(Source: cineraria, via hilariousanimals)

[Image description: Image is a screen cap of a video call on skype. There are two young white people pouting at their respective cameras from either end of the call. They are both wearing identical green and blue checkered shirts. End image description.]

omg, started skyping with my little sister and we’re both wearing the same shirt!

So gay up in this situation right now.

Also check out my dork face!

howsoonismiaow:

(via dogswearingthings, findesiecle)

[Image is a colour photo of some banana boxes with a round blue logo that says “Chiquila” on them with four dachshund dogs dressed in banana suits with the same logo hanging out in/around the boxes.]

Check out tumblrs hottest new dog blog dogswearingthings.tumblr.com !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg, Do it!!!

howsoonismiaow:

fuckyeahdinoart:

DinoAlphabet by ~camiloandres

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[Image: 26  amazing hand-drawn dinosaur species in the shapes of the letters of the modern English alphabet. The drawings are labelled as followed: A - Stegosaurus stenops, B - Pterodactylus kochi, C - Diplodocus carnegii, D - Baryonyx walkeri, E - Elasmosaurus platyurus, F - Megalosaurus bucklandii, G - Coelophysis bauri, H - Achelousaurus horneri, I - Brachiosaurus altithorax, J - Plateosaurus cullingworhi, K - Sinornithosaurus millenii, L - Mamenchisaurus sinocanadorum, M - Quetzacoatius northropi, N - Parasaurolophus walkeri, O - Embrion de sauropodo, P - Dilophosaurus wertherelli, Q - Rhamphorhynchus longicaudus, R - Apatosaurus louisae, S - Tylosaurus proriger, T - Tyrannosaurus rex, U - Piersiosaurus dilochodeirus, V - Gallimimus bullatus, W - Pteranodon sternbergi, X - Deinonychus antirrhopus, Y - Archaeopteryx lithographica, Z - Compsognathus corallestris.]

Attention: Wren.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

AMAZE!!

SOOOO GOOD!

nedroidcomics:

Here comes a new challenger!

[Image Description: A black and white illustration of a monster. It is oriented a bit like a cow and is shaped sort of like a cartoon fish. It has round eyes, cute gappy teeth and a long chin which reaches down to its front leg. Its body is a little bit doughy and is covered in smudgey stripes. There are pointy spikes running down its back and onto its tail which has a snappy snap mouth filled with (razor sharp) teeth. It is running in a galumphing sort of a way on its four stick like legs. I think it maybe has little horns on its head (which is also its body it’s hard to tell) they are straight, short and facing backwards. It is very cute and ferocious also. Above the monster in all caps are the words “THE BEST MONSTER IS ME!!” End image description.]

Yesssssssssssssssssss.

ontrash:

[image: newspaper headline (I think) that says, in all caps, ‘The Boy Who Became A Monster’.]

Attn: Wren.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss!

(Source: gvbi)