portmanteau

brennando:

well, isn’t that nifty.

[Image description: A photo of a grey metal zippo lighter it has words engraved on it which read :IF YOU WANT

TO FUCK

SMILE

WHEN YOU

GIVE THIS

LIGHTER

BACK”

End image description.]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, amaze.

Also, one time I spent an entire afternoon trying to convince all of the people around me how cool it would be if I (or someone else) had a zippo lighter with a cock and balls engraved on it… No one was impressed.

But then later some super babe gave me a lighter which said Fighting Cock. So I guess victory was had all around.

(Source: fournoreason, via brennandooo-deactivated20120610)

ourcatastrophe:

januarydaze:

chrryfantasy:

terri!!!

That Rachel, what a genius! She did an ascii picture of Terri mid chuckle, so beautiful!!!!!

You can totally tell it’s terri, amazing. I love it! Rachel it’s even better than that, er, picture you sent me last time hehehe

!!!

I totally recognise the picture this was taken from

omg omg omg

So gooooooooooooooooood!

[Image description: A picture composed entirely out of symbols from a standard computer keyboard. It is a super amazing rendering of the super cool femme Terri from the shoulders up, she is looking down and to the side with her eyes closed, mid chuckle. End image description.]

sexistappeal:

[Image: Photo of a person lying down in a sleeping bag that’s made to look like a slice of pizza, complete with mushrooms and olives.]

hardly-wisdom:

This is a pizza sleeping bag. Your argument is invalid.

Is… is that person… hugging a broccoli…? 

Life… so much better now.

(Source: happybex, via prudeboy)

[image description: a watercolour pencil drawing of a cream and brown cat with a red and blue lightning bolt painted on their face going from the left side just under their ear to the right side of their face at the chin, in the same style as David Bowie in his Aladinsane era Ziggy Stardust days, the cat has their eyes closed, and kind of looks like they’re about to sneeze. There is a title in the upper left hand corner written in all caps, in some kind of seriffed font, it says DAVID MEOWIE. End image description.]

Intense period pain, waa. Look at pictures of cats. So much better.

(Source: qtbike, via fuckyeahdavidbowie)

madeleineishere:

This was a dream I had this week. Also, I bought some new coloured pencils! Horray!

[Image description: a pencil drawing in starkly contrasting red and blue. t is a four panel comic with no outlines for the  panels. The first panel is a red pencil drawing of two people sitting next to one another, reading on the train, there is blue writing over the top of it saying “Everything and everyone”. The next panel (also in red pencil) shows one of the people (I’m pretty sure it’s the artist) from the first panel looking out of the train window at some trees, there is more blue text here, which reads “is still the same”, the next panel is of three red houses, and the blue text says “except the houses…” The next panel has the same person again, this time they are bouncing up and down on their back, the text reads “are bouncy castles.” The complete text being Everything and everyone is still the same, except the houses… are bouncy castles.” End image description]