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cityofdauntlessdelirium: The 39 Clues: Books 1-10 11Across the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:00:14 +1000

The 39 Clues: Books 1-10 11
Across the Universe: Book 1 2-3
An Abundance of Katherines
A Song of Ice and Fire: Books 1-5
Balefire: Book 1
The Bane Chronicles: 1
Between the Lines: Book 1 2 3
Bloodlines: Book 1 2 3
Blue Bloods: Books 1-5 5.5 6 7
The Caster Chronicles: Books 1-4
The Catcher in the Rye
The Chemical Garden: Book 1 2 3
The Curse Workers: Books 1-3
Delirium: Book 1 2 3
Delirium Stories: Hana Annabel Raven
Divergent: Books 1-2
The Dresden Files: Books 1-12 13 14
Easy
Elemental: Books 1-2
Evernight: Books 1-3 4 5
The Fault in Our Stars
Gallagher Girls: Books 1-5
Graceling Realm: Book 1 2
The Great Gatsby
Harry Potter: Book 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Hex Hall: Book 1 2 3
The Host
How to Train Your Dragon: 6-8
The Hunger Games: Books 1-3
Hush, Hush: Book 1 2 3 4
The Immortals: Books 1-3
The Infernal Devices: Book 1 2 3
The Iron Fey: Book 1 2-4 5
The Kendra Chronicles: Book 1 1.5 2
The Last Song
Legend: Book 1 2
Looking for Alaska
Lux: Book 1 2 3
The Lying Game: Books 1-3
Mara Dyer: Book 1 2
Matched: Book 1 2 3
Maximum Ride: Books 1-7 8
The Maze Runner: Books 1-2 3
The Mortal Instruments: Books 1-3 4 5
The Notebook
Paper Towns
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Books 1-5
The Perks of Being A Wallflower
The Secret Circle: Books 1-3 4 5
Shatter Me: Book 1 2
The Silver Linings Playbook
Sookie Stackhouse Novels: Books 1-11 12
Splintered
Sweeps: 9-11
Uglies: Book 1 2-4
Under the Never Sky: Book 1 2
Vampire Academy: Books 1-4 5-6
The Vampire Diaries: Books 1-10
Vampire Kisses: Books 1-7 8-9
Wicked Lovely: Books 1-3 4-5
Will Grayson, Will Grayson

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devildoll: fozmeadows: doggedlyjohn: mrsbenevolent: gypsyfagg...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:00:14 +1000

devildoll:

fozmeadows:

doggedlyjohn:

mrsbenevolent:

gypsyfaggot:

literally the best buffy tribute video i have ever seen (if you don’t want to watch buffy after seeing this you need to have a time out)

IF THIS VIDEO DOESN’T CONVINCE YOU TO GO WATCH THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY THEN YOU LACK A SOUL.

Dear god that was amazing.

OK, yeah, this is pretty awesome.

WOW

Buffy!!!!

KIDHEDERA: The Racist Myth of MSG and 'Chinese Restaurant Syndrome'

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:24 +1000

KIDHEDERA: The Racist Myth of MSG and 'Chinese Restaurant Syndrome':

satanic2chainz:

atriptothemorg:

zuky:

This is the story of a racist myth that began with a light-hearted letter to the New England Journal of Medicine in 1968 and subsequently exploded in North American culture — in direct opposition to every shred of scientific evidence —…

jennifergearing: drkarayua: paleoillustration: Velociraptor...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:37 +1000

Velociraptor chick

Velociraptor

Rahonavis

jennifergearing:

drkarayua:

paleoillustration:

Velociraptor and Rahonavis ”plushie” dolls by Kimberly Alisse Rhodes

I NEED IT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attn: pleaselookaftermyghost!!

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:21 +1000

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

Auslan!

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:44 +1000

fullof-envy:

So im really trying to throw myself into auslan but i have found that using sign bank is really good when it comes to learning but then when it comes to signing to someone and understanding there signs im at a loss!
I have no one in my life at the moment who knows auslan that i can try and communicate with.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?!

You could try this [link]

Also, watch lots of Auslan videos on youtube.

And if you can afford it sign up for a community course at Vicdeaf!

"Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:33 +1000

“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.”

- my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)

"The legacy of identity politics has produced a problematic language idealism where we focus more on..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:38 +1000

“The legacy of identity politics has produced a problematic language idealism where we focus more on correct words and phrases rather than the material basis of oppression… And even in the moment where we imagine we are indeed combatting real world oppression we are, in fact, simply engaging with the level of appearance. […] This language idealism becomes nothing but a self-righteous exercise when it refuses to contemplate a praxis of mass pedagogy based on actually changing the material circumstances and instead focuses on anti-oppression training, atomized concepts of privilege, and how to speak correctly.”

- J. Moufawad-Paul (via selucha)

Finally.

(via mehreenkasana)

bestpal: The Future is Now. [a series of photos chronicling a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:00:19 +1000

bestpal:

The Future is Now.

[a series of photos chronicling a young person wearing the most amazing jacket in the world which is made of ziplock sandwich bags and full of snacks. end image desrciption.]

thefrogman: Party hard. Photo by Diana Baraka [tumblr] [image...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:32 +1000

thefrogman:

Party hard.

Photo by Diana Baraka [tumblr]

[image is a photo of a bulldog sleeping on the ground wearing sunglasses end image]

thefrogman: I would have sold this house too, if it weren’t for...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:37 +1000

thefrogman:

I would have sold this house too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

[reddit]

[image is a for sale sign out the front of a house with an extra sign on top which says “NOT HAUNTED” end image.]

Had an interpreting workshop with some social work students

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:13:38 +1000

It was really great but, the social work teacher was so excited about having Auslan interpreting students she went and found the plot to some drama (I think it’s a movie or a book or something) and gave it to us as a scenario…

“Amelia or Dylon Edwards 18 is hearing impaired and uses Auslan sign language to communicate. Recently her parents arranged for her to have a cochlear implant but Amelia is ambivalent about it and keeps losing it, which angers her father as they cost a lot. She recently witnessed a murder and is terrified the killer will come after her as he lost her cochlear implant.”

So, ignoring all the other problems with this scenario IT IS SO INAPPROPRIATE and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON and it makes no sense!!!! Did the murderer take her CI? Is her angry dad the issue? Or the fact that her parents just made her go get unnecessary brain surgery? Or is it the MURDER?
I just don’t even…

But anyway, we just ignored most of it and made it up as we went along, and I think everyone had a good learning experience, so that’s good!

dickspeightjr: howiemandel: rainbowwaterfall: that’s a lot of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:13 +1000

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

[image is a breakfast where each food item, including a billion cheerios and a pat of butter on top of a stack of pancakes all have little plastic eyes stuck on them. end image]

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:00:20 +1000

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

tranqualizer: [gif set: two moving images pulled from missy...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:00:38 +1000

tranqualizer:

[gif set: two moving images pulled from missy elliot’s work it music video. in this scene missy elliot is rapping, “girls, girls, get that cash whether it’s nine to five or shaking your ass. ain’t no shame, ladies. do your thang. just make sure you’re ahead of the game.” she is throwing money in the air and in the background are two women dancing.]

fashinpirate:

I try to make it a point to put these exact lines in every paper on feminist practice i have to write because they are so good and correct

"I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby."

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:50:41 +1000

“I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.”

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:50:07 +1000

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

[image is a silly white butch with glasses and messy hair doing...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:01:37 +1000

[image is a silly white butch with glasses and messy hair doing a happy dance. end image]

Omg, the announcement came through everyone!!

[link] there will be a Diploma of Auslan as of July this year!!!

Yessssssssssss!

It still sucks because the teachers who lost their jobs at Kangan still lose their jobs, but in the very least this is a big win for the Deaf community, because it means future interpreters!

ourcatastrophe: it’s always horrifying when you put your finger on the thing that’s off about...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:00:28 +1000

ourcatastrophe:

it’s always horrifying when you put your finger on the thing that’s off about someone and it is that they have a political analysis where they should have a moral compass

it’s a realisation that usually happens in the worst possible circumstances

[image is a tweet from Stephen Colbert saying, “I believe...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:00:23 +1000

[image is a tweet from Stephen Colbert saying, “I believe Ayn Rand’s first love poem went: Roses are red/ violets are blue/ finish this poem yourself/ you dependent parasite.” end image.]